1. iggyazaleasss:

    sitting in math like

    image

    (via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)

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  2. iwasgavin:

he got moneyyy!

    iwasgavin:

    he got moneyyy!

    (via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)

    7 hours ago  /  63,360 notes  /  Source: weheartit.com

  3. student: can i borrow a pencil

    teacher: i don't know, CAN you?

    student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

    7 hours ago  /  197,049 notes  /  Source: novakian

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  6. fightwing23:

    peetababy:

    I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

    This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.

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  7. ewokk:

    kissing is great

    but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

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  8. zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

    zombiesandporn:

    cathilia-crimson:

    checkzeattic:

    menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

    levi4thans:

    PEOPLE DIED 

    102 YEARS AGO

    THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

    CHILL

    I’m sure they are very chill right now.

    You might even say they’re…

    ICE COLD.

    ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

    (via exiledsojourner)

    1 day ago  /  223,629 notes  /  Source: blazepress

  9. Things I was supposed to get done today: All the things

    Things I got done today: Maybe half a thing

    1 day ago  /  1,821 notes  /  Source: rifa

  10. fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

    fishingboatproceeds:

    aliewa:

    grouchythefish:

    ladyofpurple:

    I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

    Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

    image

    Why is it always Norway

    Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

    1 day ago  /  269,043 notes  /  Source: ladyofpurple

  11. widgenstain:

    thesassylorax:

    theunithasasoul:

    amazingavengers:

    beifag:

    k1mkardashian:

    girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

    having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

    none of you can do it discreetly anyways

    we see you

    everyone sees you

    (gif by charlesxxerik)

    (via sha-nay-nay7)

    1 day ago  /  523,340 notes  /  Source: k1mkardashian

  12. 
Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

    Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

    (via shadowhuntersunite)

    1 day ago  /  42,346 notes  /  Source: simplypotterheads

  13. sararye:

    every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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    1 day ago  /  110,874 notes  /  Source: sararye

  14. megashedinja:

acetoudou:

who comes decides Who country who comes this to

    megashedinja:

    acetoudou:

    who comes decides Who country who comes this to

    (via iamnotsayingitwasaliens)

    1 day ago  /  6,431 notes  /  Source: acetoudou

  15. photo

    photo

    1 day ago  /  79,743 notes  /  Source: elmntry