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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
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Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
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loololol
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‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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What Has Tumblr Come To?
WHY MUST THEY BE TALKING ABOUT TUMBLR ON THE NEWS? YAHOO IS ALREADY FAILING IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW YET YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT TUMBLR IN PUBLIC PLACES! PEOPLE DON’T KNOW HOW TUMBLR WORKS AND MY GRANDMOTHER IS FLIPPING OUT THINKING I’M A DEVIL CHILD BECAUSE THERE’S “PORN”. I’M SO TRAUMATIZED.
If I lose my TUMBLR
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omfg hAHAHAHHA
i don’t want this
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If you ever loved me, say it like you’re going to come back.
If you ever loved me, say it like you’re going to come back.If you ever loved me, say it likeyou’re going to come back.If you ever loved me, say it like you’re going toCOME BACK
MY HEART.
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When talking about a crush…
Normal girls…
My friends and I…
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Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
