1. thatsmoderatelyraven:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

    thatsmoderatelyraven:

    theantiherooftime:

    A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

    is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

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  2. 14th2:

    aiclan:

    afrogay:

    if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

    if

    great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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  3. menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

    menstruate:

    welcome to the real world asshole

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  5. omg-humor:

Sheldon’s opinion on geology

    omg-humor:

    Sheldon’s opinion on geology

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  7. dutchster:

    when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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  11. stoutshady:

    emmetbrickowskivevo:

    stoutshady:

    once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

    I think it’s 911…

    i think i live in england…

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  13. jewishsanta:

    when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

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  14. brititsh:

    when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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  15. the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

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